Pretty self-explanatory. A list of every use of the sonic screwdriver in the original series of Doctor Who. Enjoy! Second Doctor Fury From the Deep – Opening a pipeline inspection hatch. First onscreen use. The Dominators – Cutting through a section of wall (as a blow-torch) The War Games – As a conventional screwdriver (on a … More Who’d Have Sonic?
I want you but I am not in love with you, I haven’t even visited you yet But I know you are there You can offer me the world or so you say, But you know I do not want it, You can offer me sweet relief or so you claim, And you know its … More Poem – Cut
Something I’ve had in mind for a while – I hope you enjoy it The late, great art critic Brian Sewell once claimed the worst thing he could call anyone was a ‘Vicar of Bray.’ As an insult, it’s not very effective these days for the simple reason most people have likely never heard of … More In Defence of the Vicar of Bray
This letter was and never will, be sent. Aside from the fact I will never see this person again, the purpose of writing it was to satisfy a need in me rather than to prompt reform in them. This is one of the most personal things I’ve ever written. Dear _______, It’s been … More Open Letter to a Former Bully
Reject everything you don’t understand Or if you prefer Reject everything For you, they are one and the same Party to avoid the pain, Drink to avoid the thinking, Rolling in the gutter Miss looking at the stars
I hope it makes you happy I hope it’s what you wanted You wanted it nice and hollow, So it looks just like you, You wanted it easy to swallow, So it acts just like you, Dancing with your nylons in the air, A fixed grin plastered across your face, Dancing with your coterie, with … More Poem -I Hope It Makes You Happy
When, if at all, will the sorrow end? Never is the answer, Never will it end. When, if at all, will my life get better? Never they said, Never will you reach your friend, Instead you’ll fall, Give your all and fail, Your screams will echo ever more